Thank God Beyonce had her baby and can go back to work. For the past 6 months that family's had to live entirely on Jay-Z's salary.
Everyone is an animal lover. It just depends if you like your animals alive, or on your plate.
You know how some mornings you wake up and you're well-rested, feel good and kinda looking forward to going to work? Me neither.
When all else fails, admit I was right.
I don't know anyone's phone number anymore. Once it gets entered in to my phone, it just becomes your name.
I do what the little voices inside my wife's head tell me to do.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.