It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside.
A new sex study shows the 'doggie position' most used married sex position. Husband sits up and begs. Wife rolls over and plays dead.
Just past my English exam.
Irene has been upgraded to a category 3 but due to the economy it's expected to be downgraded once it reaches the US.
If a nuclear explosion won't kill cockroaches then wtf is in raid?
Dance like no ones watching. Sing like no ones listening. Live everyday like Maury told you its not your baby.
Funny new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Bob.