If swimming is great exercise, explain whales to me.
42% of strippers are working their way through college according to the latest pole.
Novell
I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out
I'm taking up photography because it's the only hobby where I can shoot people and cut off their heads without going to jail.
Robert Zunick
What I miss most from childhood? Teleportation. Many times I have crashed on the couch and ended up in bed. Sadly, does not work anymore.
Jon
Beggin'Strips: Stop pretending dogs don't know it's not bacon. They smell cocaine in a butt across an airport; I'm sure they know it's NOT bacon
Xyuppi
I fought a very valiant spider in the shower this morning. I admired his boldness and will. But unfortunately he chose his arena poorly. For when I am in the shower I become mighty Poseidon, God of the Seas. He didn't stand a chance.