Muffins are just ugly cupcakes
Don't call them hobos. Call them "people with earning disabilities."
Live forever or die trying.
The only hunger games i care about involve plastic hippos.
Cyberbilly
I don't regret burning bridges. I just wish some people I don't like were on them at the time.
Dirty laundry belongs in the hamper...not on Facebook.
Happy Passive Aggressive Relationship Day. It's ok if you didn't get me anything, you probably forgot anyway. No, no it's really fine I wasn't expecting a gift.