If only The Dollar Store sold gasoline...
Cyberbilly
Instead of cleaning my house, I just watched an episode of Hoarders. Now I don't feel so bad.
I went to the bookstore the other day to buy a "Where's Waldo" book, but I couldn't find one anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.
Cyberbilly
If you like to have sex while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.
Nowadays kids don't go to High School. They go to school high.
This guy bragged about getting 10 times the amount of girls I get, I laughed because 10•0 is 0.
Gotta love that moment when someone holds the door open for you when you're still 20 yards away, forcing you into an awkward jog of gratitude.