Cyberbilly
There is no room for you in my heart, but there is in the trunk of my car.
Why is it called lukewarm? Why isn’t it just medium warm? Who the heck is luke?
Cyberbilly
Just saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. I think he is trying to bust a move.
Cyberbilly
Hey, I said I'd be there in 10 minutes... Quit calling me every half hour.
Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget.
There is literally no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house.
It's hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.