I want my tombstone to say "It didn't make me stronger."
Tom
The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, 'Well, she's there' .
RobCor
These days children wash their own mouths out with soap.
ZYuppi
A friend asked me why scuba divers always fall backwards into the water. I told him if they fell forwards they would still be in the boat.
Xyuppi
It's been 6 months since I joined a gym and still no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to find out what's really going on.
Xyuppi
My ability to remember a song lyric from the 80’s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I mean I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for the last seven months. I don’t think I need a day dedicated to it anymore.