Push yourself. Do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat an entire cake instead of juse one piece. Burn your ex's house down. I believe in you!
People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don't want to talk.
Xyuppi
I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.
Every paper towel commercial just reminds me that the cleanest option is to just not have children.
Cyberbilly
The pollen is so bad this year that the people in the trailer parks are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed.
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Xyuppi
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.