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Amigo
If you see me talking to myself don't be alarmed. I'm getting expert advice.
It never ceases to amaze me that the little space between the driver’s seat and the center console in my car will fit any object that can possibly be dropped, but will not fit a hand.
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Cyberbilly
If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
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Amigo
My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
You know you are desperate for an answer when you look at the second page of Google.
It's funny how this guy grating cheese over my pasta thinks I'm going to say stop.
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