Ever notice how Voldemort has a diary, necklace, ring, tiara, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy? Apparently no one but me finds this awkward.
Deleting your Facebook is just like running away from home. Your're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in an hour or so.
2011, a year where an NFL lockout lasts longer than a Kardashian wedding.
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
The only reason I keep some people's contact info in my phone is to make sure I know NOT to answer when they call.
Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and pre-teen, bisexually curious, damaged and vunlerable girls are also men.
If you want my opinion you'll have to ask my wife for it.