The toxicology report confirmed once and for all that there actually was blood in Amy Winehouse's alcohol system.
When a guy calls a girl "doll" is the correct response to call him an "action figure"?
Yes, Pandora, I'm still listening. Stop being so insecure.
They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STDs
What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common? In each scenario there was an idiot who didn't take it out in time.
People with "KEEP OUT" signs in their yard grossly overestimate our desire to come visit them.
I don't really "wrap" presents. I just kind of smother them with paper and tape until they stop resisting.