Have you guys seen the new documentary about white trash? I only saw the trailer.
The only time the word incorrectly isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly.
Xyuppi
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them
Florida
It's so damn hot outside, I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So this year, I'm dressing up as a phone battery at 3%.
My wife and I decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
French people give me the crepes.