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Cyberbilly
There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
The awkward moment when there's a guest over in your house and you would like them to leave but they won't.
Santa has elves. America has China.
R.I.P. Bob Marley. Thanks for the good music, but no thanks for the white guys with dreds.
Snookie wrote a book. Now Borders is closing. You do the math.
What's the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why is it called stealing when your WIFI is trespassing in my house?
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