We have GPS that can navigate you across the country. Why can't someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?
If we took all the guns out of video games, Oregon Trail would just be about some poor family dying of dysentery while their oxen drown.
I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him.
My parents always told me to never give up on my dreams. That's probably why I typically sleep past noon.
Behind every great man is a great woman and a couple other great people wishing he'd just order something
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...
At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds