Funny Statuses

Say "I won a math debate" really fast.

Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you'll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of vodka named Responsibly.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it.