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#205
Say "I won a math debate" really fast.
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#329
Still waiting on the "Once you go black, you'll never go back" episode of Mythbusters.
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#143
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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#130
More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
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#218
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
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#295
Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
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#135
It takes many nails to build a crib, but just one screw to fill it.
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