Amigo
You're either part of the solution, or you're one of my coworkers.
I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. There's a difference.
I wonder if birds look at planes and think "man, I've really got to hit the gym"
Santa Clause has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Amigo
Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down....
Geico could probably save you more than 15 percent if they stopped spending billions on advertising.
VSnake
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?