A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...
Let's celebrate Columbus Day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.
Cyberbilly
I had to go on two diets because one wasn't giving me enough food.
Who named Trojan condoms? The Trojan Horse entered through the city gates, broke open, and loads of little guys came out and messed up everyone's day.
Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
Did anyone else notice Rebecca Black doesn’t have to pee in the mornings?
Some idiot just told an elevator joke ON an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels