When I start to get down I think, "Hey I have the same amount of Tour de France titles as Lance Armstrong." And that's what gets me through.
So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie.
Does anyone know how long you can keep a chicken in the freezer? I put one in last night and it was dead this morning.
Instead of throwing the first pitch, it'd be fun if Presidents had to quarterback the first play of a football game.
What if Aliens have been trying to contact us through the internet, but "Are you human?" filters keep them out?
Yoga pants are just push up bras for your butt.
Cyberbilly
I am such a pessimist, my blood type is B-negative.