Auto correct has to be my worst enema.
Photoshop has made online dating like eating at Denny's: what you order bears no resemblance to what the photo looked like on the menu.
The "check engine" light came on, so I did. Yep. Still there.
There is a button on my oven that says 'stop time'. I am pretty sure it means 'stop timER' but I don't push it just in case.
Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I’m really disappointed with Bill Gates.
Cyberbilly
Counting to ten when someone pisses you off works much better if you're counting punches.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.