I now own an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Xyuppi
If meat is murder, then Tofu is identity theft!
Cyberbilly
Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie is romantic but do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree.
Cyberbilly
OK. Who decided to call it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?
Jon
I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001
Florida
Johnny Depp is the one guy that could've used an amber alert.
I know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but how did I end up on the catch and release list?