God must love stupid people. He made a lot of them.
Asteroids are nature's way of asking "how's that space program coming along?"
Never hit on someone you're going to see on a regular basis, this would include co-workers, roommates, and 2nd cousins...
Sweater weather = the end of my diet.
We must be really stupid, because people are misspelling everything even with auto-correct.
There is no one more trustworthy than Clark Kent's dry cleaner.
Nolan
Walmart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Walmart is going to invade Costco.