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Being unattractive is just playing the dating game on hard mode.
Thanks for reminding me to "have a safe trip." I was going to roll down a cliff and let the river float me to my destination. Close call.
If weed becomes legal, I cant wait to see the commercials.
The beer diet is not very good for losing weight. However, if you wanna lose a wallet, phone, or girlfriend... it's perfect.
I put the "HA! Penis!" in "happiness."
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me all at once.
It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliant paintings of tunnels
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