Roses are read Violets aren't blue The original poem was incorrect So I fixed it for you
Forgetful? Can't remember where you put things? There's an app for that, somewhere...
Cyberbilly
Cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
Dave Long
Don't mind her, She's been in a bad mood ever since that house fell on her sister.
Jonathan Kama
Went to watch some obscure foreign film called "Les Miserables" this weekend. They must have been giving away free tickets because the line was out the door! Anyway, the movie started and Wolverine was singing his guts out. Then Catwoman started crying and singing too. It was all very moving. The only problem was that the girl next to me who had apparently read the book or something, kept singing along, which was quite distracting. So Wolverine was on the run from the Gladiator, because Catwoman had a baby at Borat's house, but then she wanted Wolverine to care for her. Then other stuff happened and everyone died. Four stars!
Cyberbilly
I like sleeping because it is kind of like being dead but without the commitment.
"Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years.