There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones. Just let that sink in for a moment...
Cyberbilly
OK, so when is this "Old enough to know better" thing supposed to kick in?
When my friends ask me to babysit, I ask if the kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.
Common sense is not a gift. It's a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone else that doesn't have it.
Cyberbilly
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
Amigo
You can tell a lot by a woman by her hands. For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset.
Starbucks is banning smoking within 25 feet of their stores. It's tricky, because every Starbucks is 25 feet from another Starbucks.