I want to be a millionaire. Just like my dad! No, he wasn't a millionaire, but he always wanted to be.
I wish there was a way to get a restraining order against Mondays.
If you order bubble wrap online, what is it surrounded in when it arrives?
Mexican food is good for indecisive people. All the ingredients are the same. You just have to pick a shape.
Cyberbilly
If at first you don't succeed, you should have done it my way in the first place.
Life better give you some water and sugar or else your lemonade it gonna be pretty nasty
Anyone who can tell if they are speeding up or slowing down a ceiling fan on the first try is a wizard, and should not be trusted.