Novell
I wonder if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works
Don't be sad, laundry. Nobody is doing me either.
I do all of my ironing in the dryer.
Don't you wish karma was like pizza and could be delivered in under 30 minutes?
Jon
My doctor said I'm healthy enough for sexual activity. She said I'm just not attractive enough.
Cyberbilly
If you answer the phone and say "Hello, you're on the air." most telemarketers will hang up quickly.
My girl is complaining that I never buy her jewelry. In my defense, I didn't even know she sold jewelry. :-/