Cyberbilly
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he planned on upgrading his computer to Windows 7. Arnold's response: "I still love Vista, Baby."
Liking your own status is like high-fivng yourself
It's strange how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky
I just saw a movie so bad that I was on an airplane and people still walked out.
It must be really hard to judge wet t-shirt contests. I saw one recently, and all the t-shirts looked equally wet.
I desperately need a "hide political posts" button on Facebook so I can still like all my friends after the election year is over.
Replacement Refs have more dropped calls than T-mobile, AT&T, Verizon and Sprint combined.