VSnake
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God, I could be eating a slow learner...
If I were a movie villain I'd make a bomb where the wires are all one color.
You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
Cyberbilly
Why didn't Beyonce and Jay-Z name their kid B-Jay?
As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
Amigo
My bank just called me because of suspicious activity on my debit card. They couldn't believe I bought a gym membership.
Amigo
I love how people say they’re “expecting” a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower