I married my wife for her looks, but not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
I couldn't figure out how to get my seat belt in, but then it clicked.
Cyberbilly
I'm a huge fan of 50 Cent, or as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars.
See a doctor? Yeah right. If wanted to be told that I'm too fat, I'd post my picture on the Internet.
Cyberbilly
My Smart Phone has more computing power than NASA did in 1969 and they went to the moon. All I do is play Angry Birds. Yes, I'm an underachiever.
Cyberbilly
I'm going to deliberately run into a car with a "Coexist" bumper sticker just to test their tolerance.
If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO.