There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved.
I'm gonna offer my boss some of my Top Ramen everyday until he feels sorry for me and gives me a raise.
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo
'I live life on the edge.' - Humpty Dumpty
Feeling pretty clever that I made my emergency contact "911"
Beer: Giving you the courage to talk to women but taking away the ability to make sense.
Dear MTV, WTF happened? Sincerely, Music.