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It takes 43 muscles to frown, and yet it's still not an Olympic event. Ridiculous.
It's not their fault, per se, but at some point, Crayola has to be held responsible for continuing to make crayons nostril-width.
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If you can't use your turn signals, you should not be trusted with the rest of the car either.
Exams need lifelines, 50/50, and phone a friend
Just used Craigslist for my Christmas shopping. Good news; Everyone's getting used couches!
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
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I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.
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