Amigo
Just replaced the cat littler with 44 packages of pop rocks...... And now we wait.
E.B. FlipShank
Bruce Jenner wears a dress in public and Vanity Fair asks him for a photo shoot. I wear a dress in public and the police ask me for a breathalyzer.
I am a bit of a bullshit artist myself, but go ahead with your story.
I tried to be a magician once, but kept screwing up that trick where you cut the rabbit in half. I sell keychains now.
Since it's the thought that counts I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise.
Today's paycheck has more deductions than a Sherlock Holmes story.
If you think your cat loves you, just remember it would probably yawn and fall asleep while watching you get murdered with a rake.