I just don't get you people who prefer the cold over the heat. The best times of my life are spent being hot, sweaty, and naked. Not cold, shivering, and bundled up.
Dave Asten
Girls always ask how I know what phone they have when they've never even told me. I don't think they remember the fact that it's always in their profile pictures with them...
What'sthislongbaronthekeyboardfor?
After all these years, I'm beginning to suspect that Waldo doesn't want to be found.
"Trust your gut" is terrible advice. How can I put trust in something that tells me to eat an entire pizza when I get drunk?
Cyberbilly
If it were the other way around, I doubt that one cat would take in 80 little old ladies.
Cyberbilly
Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you.