Taking viagra for my sunburn. Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!
Joe Menninger
I was at the pool today and tried to sneak a quick pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. He blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.
Porn teaches kids an unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
I knew the Psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check
Xyuppi
Fifty shades of grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be a Law and Order episode.
The next time you're afraid to share an idea because you think it's stupid, remember that someone once suggested in a meeting that they make a movie about a tornado filled with sharks.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m