My friends bet me a 50 bucks I wouldn't take five Viagra tabs at once. I thought, ''How hard can it be?''
TIP: If you only vacuum the living room, your guests just assume you vacuumed the whole house.
Why would anyone lie about liking big butts?
Smother your wife with love and affection. If that doesn't work, use a pillow.
You call it Monday, I call it "post-weekend depression."
Cyberbilly
I think the most time consuming part of taking the dog for a walk is cleaning his poop off the treadmill.
Gardening is awesome because it is one of the only ways a normal person can be persuaded into buying actual bags of poop.