OK. So I danced like no one was watching. My Court date is pending.
I can have any woman I please. So far, I haven't pleased any of them
Cyberbilly
I don't like to make plans too far in advance because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
Really, a Justin Bieber piñata is for everyone. Either you like him, or would like to hit him.
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
Shout out to old people for graduating high school without Google.
So what do women say when they're actually fine?