The work week is so long even the calendar says W T F
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The heaviest thing at the gym tonight was the irony of Chris Brown blaring during the women's kickboxing class.
I wish there was a way to turn bad books back into trees.
They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect.
Scientists are developing a drug to counteract diseases associated with obesity. No name yet, but my suggestion would be, "A Salad."
Facebook: where English goes to die.