Cyberbilly
Memo to self: Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you've Gone Commando a few times in your life.
May your life someday be as interesting as you make it out to be on Facebook.
Is the new American motto, "If at first you don't 'secede', try, try again"?
I just went down to McDonald's in Harlem. I don't get what all the hype is about. This shake is pretty normal
They're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills suck.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don't have a smartphone I have a phone that shows potential but doesn't apply itself.