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Why do my kids think me answering an important phone call is code for “start screaming”?
Adam didn't take any crap from Eve. He wore the plants in that relationship
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Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
I can't get a mobile signal in my village, yet terrorists have no problem sending videos from caves. Is there a special terrorist tariff?
When you like a sad status does that mean that you support the person or that you like their sadness?
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice!
My favorite part of the Spice Girls are the Spice racks.
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