When someone asks me if I "have a sec" I always respond with "I have a lot of secs"
I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the "why aren't you wearing pants" look.
I don't have any "driving the speed limit" music.
Remember when we were kids and we were in such a rush to grow up and become adults? Boy, was that stupid.
Dave Asten
My wife is going to get a big surprise when she tries to sleep in tomorrow. I superglued a thumbtack to the snooze button.
You can't be late until you show up
The total confusion exhibited at four-way stops makes me wonder how much longer humans will be at the top of the food chain.