Cyberbilly
You can now buy "Throwback" Pepsi that is made with real sugar. When will they start selling throwback Coca-Cola made with real cocaine?
I hope when Bruce Willis dies, it's from a Viagra overdose. That way the headline can read "Bruce Willis Died Hard".
Happiness comes from within. That's why it always feels so good to fart.
When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, remember that she's using the same time scale a guy uses when he says there are 5 minutes left in the game.
If a blind girl ever tells you that you have a big penis, she's probably just pulling your leg
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation.