Does it disturb anyone else that "The Los Angeles Angels" baseball team translates directly to "The The Angels Angels"?
All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
Cyberbilly
Sorry, but I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller-coaster.
"Always leave them wanting more" is my standard approach to paying bills.
After saying, "What?" three times, you just have to agree.
You know you drank too much when you went to bed with Marilyn Monroe but woke up with Marilyn Manson.
For every photo a girl posts of herself, there are 27 others in the exact same pose that weren't quite good enough.