Amigo
It's only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize that there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Amigo
I’m writing this from the hospital. Don’t worry! The doctors say I’m going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name
Cyberbilly
I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I'm going to a different cafe.
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
What kind of sick bastard figured out that you can make a cake out of carrots?
Math questions are so stupid! They're like "If I have 30 chocolate bars and I eat 29, what do I have?" Oh I dunno, diabetes maybe?!
I'm not stealing my neighbor's WiFi, their WiFi is trespassing into my house.