I assume, one day, Taylor Swift will get married and write a song complaining about her husband never putting down the toilet seat.
I've tried everything to get to sleep. Well, except for shutting off my phone and closing my eyes. Let's not get too crazy...
There are dozens of different flavors of ramen noodles, but they all taste like poverty and loneliness.
When a cashier asks if you found everything you were looking for, take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, "I have now."
What do we want? CLICKBAIT When do we want it? The answer will shock you.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents job.
Xyuppi
With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.