The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.
Don't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Unless he wears Crocs. Then, feel free to judge all you want....
Taking into account that Iron Man and Batman's super powers are being super rich and smart makes me really disappointed with Bill Gates.
My wife said she needed some "alone time". So I made her a Myspace account.
Cyberbilly
I've been avoiding exercise for a long time now. You might say I'm in the Fitness Protection Program.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Tampon makers have announced that they will be replacing their tampon string with tinsel. They'll only be available for the Christmas period.