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You graduated from the "streets"? That must look wonderful on a job application.
I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
Like medicine, People should come with warning labels...May cause drowsiness and persistent headaches.
Face your problems, don't FACEBOOK your problems.
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Dave Asten
My son said his favorite mythical creature is a unicorn. He then asked me if I had a favorite mythical creature and I said "Yes, an honest politician."
A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
I trust google maps more than I trust most people.
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