Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...
Cyberbilly
Compared to Victoria's Secret, what Starbucks charges for a cup isn't that bad.
Cris
Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning.
Boobs are like the Sun. You can stare at them directly just for a few seconds, but if you put on sunglasses, you can stare as much as you want!
A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his butt. The doctor described his condition as stable.
I love to tell someone there's a typo in their status when there isn't and watch them slowly lose their mind.
The best part about growing old with you is that I'll always be the younger one.