Sometimes I like to sleep outside. No hobo
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Amigo
I've heard a few women mention that they love to get gifts from men that take their breath away...I'm thinking treadmill
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know...
You know that schizophrenic hobo that has nonsensical conversations with himself? That's Twitter in real life.
Want to see me spazz like someone with epilepsy? Lock me in a car with a mosquito.
I'd like to give a shout-out to all my visually impaired friends out there : :. .: :.: .!!