Who was the idiot who passed up the chance to call astronomers "skyentists"?
We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously.
I love a good political joke. Unless it gets elected...
February was invented by landlords who wanted your rent a few days earlier than usual.
The Disney Channel should be renamed "Celebrity Prehab."
I'm going to buy a new dictionary. After watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don't understand the meaning of Final.
"You the bomb" "No you the bomb" Kind gesture in America, Argument in the Middle East.