Man, Facebook is slow tonight. I know it's not the connection. The porn is loading no problem.
Teaching old people computer stuff is like trying to nail jello to the wall.
I'd tell my boss to go screw himself but he would probably just delegate that to me also.
When Vanna White dies her family will receive a lot of touching letters.
If Voldemort is such a powerful wizard, why can’t he conjure up a new nose?
I always chase joggers with my car to motivate them. It's a thankless job.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of angry countries not talking to each other.